Girls don't play with guns... or do they?

Being a typical boy, Todd is enamored of guns and general shooting toy weapons. I swear it must be innate in all boys. Anyway, he was playing with one of his toy guns, and the subject came around to toys Mommy and Daddy had played with as little kids themselves. He wanted to know if I had any toy guns, and I told him: "Girls don't play with guns!"

To which Todd wanted to know: "Well, then, why did you go into the Army!?"

I... had no response to that!