Ants, not Aunts!

Our home is perpetually invaded by ants. Not a swarm, mind you, just a constant presence of 2 or 3 ants in the kitchen and in the bathroom sink. I wash them down the drain and an hour later 2 or 3 more have taken their place. I was getting fed up with the constant sight of these little buggers, and one evening exclaimed, "Ugh! Ants!!" in disgust.

To which my smart-aleck husband replied: "What, no uncles?"

Since this wasn't the first (nor even the hundredth, try thousandth) time he'd cracked that same joke, I all but ignored him.

Not Todd, who took him a little more seriously and responded in turn:

"No, not A-U-N-T! Ants! A-N-T!!"