Daddy's big popo

Some time ago a few of the slats on the bed fell off, probably due to Daddy climbing into bed a little too enthusiastically (hey, after a long hard day at work, nothing's more welcoming than a soft pillow!).

Today Mommy uncovered a few wood chips on the floor near the bed, and wondered aloud what they were. Daddy explained that it was him and his big butt that caused the slats to go out of line again.

So, of course Toddy piped up with his own version of the story:

"Daddy's big popo made the bed kaputt!"