Playing with flat turtles

Todd was playing with his turtle, and stuffed the hapless critter between 2 pillows, making a "turtle sandwich".

To this, Geronimo protested (through Mommy, of course): "No! Don't eat me!"

Todd replied, "We're just pretending!" as he squished the sandwich.

This caused Mommy to exclaim: "Aww, the poor turtle will be flat!"

Todd looked at me quizzically and pointed out: "But... he's ALREADY flat!"