Clean turtle!

This morning Todd was doing what all little boys do-- being mischievous and running and hiding from Oma as she attempted, in vain, to dress him.

He crept under the coffee table and refused to budge. Why? Because "I'm a turtle!"

So Oma tried to turn the tables (haha) on him and pointed out that since turtles are dirty, they need to be put outside, not allowed to scamper inside the house.

Todd thought about this for a moment, and then piped up with: "I'm a clean turtle!"

That boy will be a lawyer yet! :-D